@dtftshirt · funny videos → real shirts
the shirts from
the videos you
laughed at.
We make short funny videos. The best lines end up on a tee. Pressed by hand after you order.
- 106K likes on one reel
- 24K+ views on a Short
- 30+ videos
as seen in our videos
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dtftshirt yes, it says 'crape'.
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dtftshirt The guy who just wanted to fish on state property. From the video: "Who told you can fish here?" "I thought it was state property." "This ain't no state property.
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dtftshirt No dragons, no wizards, no elves.
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dtftshirt Five chickens, zero LED, one very specific card. From the video: "I got five chickens, I don't want any LED on them, none." "Scan my shirt five times, buddy.
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dtftshirt The kid at the mall said it so you don't have to.
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dtftshirt Decaf, early bedtime, socks as mittens.
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dtftshirt The British carbonara argument nobody asked for.
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dtftshirt He had somewhere better to be.
how this works
- 1we make short funny videos about shirts
- 2the lines you laugh at end up printed on a tee
- 3you order, we press yours by hand in the USA
- 4ships within 1 business day, then usually 2–5 business days in the US
free US shipping on every order
mix any designs and sizes. it kicks in by itself in your cart, no code.
quick answers
When will my order ship?
Every order ships within 1 business day. US delivery usually takes 2–5 business days after that. You'll get a tracking link by email.
How do the sizes run?
Unisex, true to size. 150 GSM, 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors). In between two sizes? Go up one. Every product page has a size chart in inches.
How does free shipping work?
Every US order ships free, even just one shirt. Grab 3 and the 3-shirt deal shows up in your cart too.
Will the print crack or fade?
Wash it inside out in cold water and don't iron on the print. It'll keep looking like the day you got it.
Do you ship outside the US?
Yes, worldwide. Low flat-rate international shipping, shown at checkout.