Some people are easy. Candle, done. Then there's the coworker who hates everyone, the friend who turned 30 and won't stop talking about it, and the uncle with strong opinions about pasta. This list is for them.
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For the introvert who wants to leave the party they just got to
I Hate You And I Wanna Go Home. A kid at the mall said it out loud so the rest of us don't have to. Big print on the back, so people read it as you walk away. Which is the point.
For the friend who just turned 30
Officially Old. Decaf, early bedtime, hot water with lemon. A funny 30th birthday shirt for anyone who just found out 29 was the last fun year.
For the one who argues about carbonara
If My Grandmother Had Wheels. The cooking meme that's been sent to every group chat at least once. Good for home cooks, chefs and anyone who puts cream in carbonara just to start a fight.
For the person who's done with this planet
What A Boring Planet. No dragons, no wizards, just idiots and taxes. A sarcastic shirt for people who read the news once and regretted it.
When will it get here?
Order by 2 PM CT, Monday to Friday, and it ships the same day. USPS usually takes 2 to 5 days in the US. For Christmas, don't be the person ordering on December 22.
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